I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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