And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
