why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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