ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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