my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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