think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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