at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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