That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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