i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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