i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
my poor anus
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Randomize
