Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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