Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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