"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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