ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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