mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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