My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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