the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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