I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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