btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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