'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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