Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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