I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
All I want is dick and wine.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
