We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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