I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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