Your tits are I can't wait for
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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