And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
tell me about the fingering
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