So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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