I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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