Don't you send me to vm
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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