I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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