It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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