also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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