: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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