3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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