Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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