Do vagina's smell?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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