I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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