sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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