Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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