i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
God I need to hump something, right now.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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