we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
