That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Randomize