Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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