Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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