yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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