I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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