No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
