Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Randomize
