I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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