Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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