That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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