careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Randomize