I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
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I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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