he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
