we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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