so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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