If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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