I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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